19 Medway,
Pizza and Cats,
Secretary, Weaze

plot twist: i actually died many years ago this is just a queue 

(Source: plazm, via fake-mermaid)


there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via hogwartswhoree)



you’ve really gotta hand it to short people

because we usually can’t reach it anyways

(Source: lameboob, via fake-mermaid)


Take me here and let’s forget everything else
WiFi: "connected "
Me: "then fucking act like it"
(Roughly) Ordered from Least to Most Personal 1: "Do you prefer pancakes or waffles? "
2: "What is your favorite breakfast? "
3: "What kind of weather is your favorite? "
4: "When was the last time you climbed a tree? "
5: "What was your favorite year in school (so far)? "
6: "What colors has your hair been in your life? "
7: "Do you prefer your hair long or short? "
8: "What's your go to sitting around on the couch food? "
9: "What clubs do/did you participate in at school? "
10: "What's the first money you ever legitimately purchased? "
11: "What's the first album you ever legitimately purchased? "
12: "How would you describe your aesthetic? "
13: "What are little things that your good friends know about your that casual friends don't notice? "
14: "What is something you and your best friend say/do that seems strange to an outsider? "
15: "Do you like to sleep near the wall, the middle, or the open side of the bed? "
16: "What's the strangest rumor that has ever been spread about you? "
17: "What is the most flattering compliment you remember receiving? "
18: "How involved were you in the drama of your high school? "
19: "What's the most uncomfortable thing a stranger online has said to you? "
20: "What's an embarrassing thing that has happened to you? "
21: "When sleeping with another person do you prefer to stay over at your house or theirs? "
22: "Do you ever send anonymous messages of any variety? "
23: "Do you feel comfortable running into people from your high school? "
24: "What laws are that you feel bothered by? "
25: "Do you like to cuddle while you are sleeping? "
26: "Do you know how many people you have kissed? "
27: "What are things you find really sexy in other people? "
28: "What are your favorite parts of your own body? "
29: "What are you favorite places to be touched? "
30: "Do you or have you ever owned any sex toys? "
31: "How many times have you had sex with the last person you slept with?"