19 Medway,
Pizza and Cats,
Secretary, Weaze
sustine:

"Look….I just haven’t quite been myself lately. I haven’t been myself lately, but I love you. Nothing about that has changed, and nothing ever will." -Breaking Bad (2008-2013)

gayandbeautiful:

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

Doesn’t it??

(via hoopxo)

moonglade-poetess:

tastefullyoffensive:

Bop it, Twist it, Pull it, Spin it, Flick it.


fixed it.

lnalloweentown:

literally want to be rich for the clothes 

(via hoopxo)

so-humorous:

One migration

bachik:

i’m really good at arguing until i start crying

(via fake-mermaid)